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Car troubles?
12 Signs You and Your Self-Driving Car Are Drifting Apart
When your relationship with your autonomous car is at a crossroads.
4 min readJun 7, 2018
When your relationship with your self-driving car is at a crossroads.
- They get jealous whenever they see you riding in someone else’s self-driving car.
Or any car for that matter.
Like when your friend Jacob picked you up in his sweet-ass Camaro, for your mutual friend Becky’s four-year-old son’s Batman-themed birthday party, because your self-driving car was in one of its “moods” and refused to take itself.
“Ughhhh! We’re just friends alright!” you keep telling them, but they won’t listen to reason.
- They return home really late at night often, nor do they explain why.
“Where the hell were you all night?!”
They also refuse to tell you how they got into a scuffle with a pair of monster trucks one time or…
